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It seems like the reason for this is probably a progress fitness blog, but really, who cares what it’s for? :D
sheneedsbig: Guys, if you want to impress me with your submissions, this is how you do it, with a tape measure! 7 inches of GIRTH! The Holy Fucking Grail!!!!
sheneedsbig:Guys, if you want to impress me with your submissions, this is how you do it, with a tape measure! 7 inches of GIRTH! The Holy Fucking Grail!!!!
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thebiggesttits: that tape measure doesn’t stand a chance against busty goddess Beshine Under filled and ready to fill her expanders.
fa400plus:Need an extra tape measure
feedingtaylor:Almost time for a new tape measure, this only goes to 60!
Danni has some fun with the measuring tape but this is not a responsible way to buy a new bra.
Danni and Traci might need a longer tape measure.
I think you’re going to need a longer tape measure. Danni Ashe.
The Tale of the Tape: Leanne Crow clocking in around 48 inches, I believe.
Mmmmmm wht a beauty.. she even broke out the tape measure to show yall she is official. So big clit lovers, feast ur eyes on the lower third eye. It sits at the threshold of worlds. One way in, one way out….ladies submit ur pics to my blog or directly
hugeholesholly: Open wide Holly must have the biggest pussy in the world. Anyone got a tape measure?
tinaswallows: Uh, I’ll gladly suck your dick all night. But would you mind if I ran home real quick and grabbed my tape measure?
bigbootybeautyxxl: http://clips4sale.com/65243 Get the third tape. … New weigh-in and measurements? Big Booty Beauty XXL ? ? 500 ? ?
housewife4fantasylife: He bragged about it. And I didn’t believe him. So I told him if get out a tape measure and if it was as big he bragged about then he could strike it and make a mess on me if he could finish before the husband got home from work.
thegiantjoystick: For those who asked…This took me ages to take, had to set up the camera on a tripod to be able hold the tape measure!
daddygregory: darksun73: thegiantjoystick: For those who asked…This took me ages to take, had to set up the camera on a tripod to be able hold the tape measure! He faints when he gets it up… I have a better way to measure that my ass!!!
cl6672: subtlefeeder: Maxing out the tape measure When 60” just isn’t enough anymore ;)
smallpenisreactions:Don’t really need a tape measure. A 6 inch ruler would be more than sufficient for your little dicklets
donuttruckdriver:Need a bigger tape measure😍
alphawomansuperiority: I don’t date men period. But 8 inches is the requirement if I’m going to even think about fucking you. I seriously carry a fabric tape measure in my purse, and I will pull it out.
feedistconfessions: You know you’re a feedist when scales and tape measures are equivalent to sex toys Weigh me, measure my belly, tell me how fat I’m getting.
cobstraverse:shewhoworshipscarlin:Tape measure, late 1700s-early 1800s. Really love the persistent desire in the past for everything to be an object of craft. If it’s important and you’re going to use it, it may as well be beautiful.
gravity-goddesses: Best if the tape measure were longer.
gravity-goddesses: Taffy has a tape measure. Luckily, we can estimate her by eye alone.
andrearosu: New thigh crushing vid up: clips4sale.com/75279 Watch as I show off my strong shapely legs. To prove a point, I even use a tape measure to see how muscular my thighs and calves really are. But that’s not enough! I then proceed to crush
itsfunnycuz: the tape measure was too short :(
eatdeepfriedgrits:eatdeepfriedgrits:eatdeepfriedgrits:Largest Ever (41.5 inches)To celebrate, I just 5,680 calories worth of food. Let’s see how many inches we can add 👀(tape measure starts at two inches, in case you wanted to know why I added an
bigbellyboiz:texasmusclebull:Think I need a bigger tape measure Haha, he outgrew the tape!
cubbeygainz:I need a bigger tape measure and more food 🐷
luke gets his tape measure out to show how big he is :)
srsfunny:Breakdown of Men’s Tape Measure Usagehttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
candycoats: zajice: Like that tape measure is gonna reach all the way around. Oh. X3
Maserati’s boobs were off the chart when she first appeared at SCORELAND. These days, they’re even bigger. Last she was tape-measured, Maserati’s tits measured 46 inches–up from 42 inches–and her bra-band size was calculated
almostimmobile: subtlefeeder: Maxing out the tape measure Hot stuff More to love
awesomeshityoucanbuy: Digital Tape MeasureHelp keep human errors to a minimum during your next home improvement project by utilizing the digital tape measure. This handy tool makes measuring a breeze as it displays accurate readings on its digital screen
did-you-kno: The metal tip on the end of a standard tape measure is designed to be a scribing tool. If you can’t reach a pencil, just wiggle the serrated edge to leave a faint mark on whatever surface you’re measuring. Source
clayorey: Breakdown of Men’s Tape Measure Usage
itsnotreallyasecretanymore: Ren is multi-purpose. He can also be a tape measure!
the-burning-cabin:mon-petit-coeur-noir:Tape measures.
henleyboy: fabulousuncutcock Get ur tape measure out…
myukladsnaked: 200 likes and il post video of luke with his tape measure :)
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feedistconfessions: You know you’re a feedist when scales and tape measures are equivalent to sex toys i’ll just leave this here :)
thedjinnjoint: Measuring Your Cock Properly The Length Measure your erect penis with a ruler pressed lightly onto your pubic bone. You`ll find a ruler is easier than a tape measure. Because some people carry more weight than others, pressing the rule
gifak-net: Video: Tape Measure Master
I didn’t mind, but as I only had my boxer shorts on I wondered if she would. She came in with a tape measure, and seemed to ignore the fact that I wasn’t fully clothed. She was a delightful young girl though, her hair was auburn and she had the cutest
thebest-memes: “Breakdown of Men’s Tape Measure Usage”
limebreaker: Adoptable. This is Tailia, the slithery slithery snake. She may be short, but good fucking lord is she long. Like, seriously, the tape measure wasn’t long enough. Shit, we can’t even get all of her into one room. We have confirmed that
gifak-net: Tape Measure Master
manx10: damn…sorry…i meant to send this pic of my tape measure along side the top side of my shaft. as u can see I am not completely erect but the tape measure does show 10 inches. thought u’d like some verification of my 11 inch cock
wet-monsoon:both generations of mystery twins hangin’…. through the power of time-travel by tape measure! requested by animedude270
